moodyblues100's Secretly Recorded Calls!
Not only is our very own moodyblues100
a talented artist (you can see his work on our Logo
Page), but he is wicked funny with a sound editor as well! Check out
these hysterical sound files (now all in ubiquitous MP3 format!), which
he swears were grabbed unedited from our
archive site:
- We start out with a panoply of science fiction
- This is the first of the calls - he's just warming up
- We offer Jean-Luc Picard absolutely no help
- Here we pork off Marvin - dangerous!
- Not willing to stop there, I pork off everybody with my intro
- We Bugs another caller
- Bytes. Sound Bytes.
- A musical interlude Do not drink anything while listening to this!
- The shortest Sound Bytes ever. And Marsguy33 joins the fray!
- I truly don't know what to say about Dueling Sound Bytes...
- And Marsguy33 returns with all of us talking at once
- We get a call from a 7-11 in Kansas (or is it Idaho?)
- Marsguy33 unveils the new Sound Bytes format: Hollywood production values, live audience...
- moody volleys back with an intro that's almost majestic enough to be worthy of us!
- At 1/60th the length of a normal show, Mars gives us the shortest Sound Bytes ever
- Here's a quick glimpse of the Sound Bytes intern (applications now being accepted!)
- We've often said we're the greatest computer show in the known universe - now we prove it. In Klingon!
- Marsguy33 gives us something that sounds like Max Headroom on acid
- Coming full circle in a sort of Ourobouros way, Marsguy33 gives the moodyblues100 treatment to... moody!!!
- Narcissus - I mean "moodyblues100" brings us a very long intro and a very long segment
- Daffy Duck Linton
- Some calls are singles, some are doubles, some are Homers.
- Marsguy33 solves the mystery of the missing Rob Linton
- And moody, logically, continues the Star Trek theme
- We get a call from the Dark Side
- Nobody's quite sure where this one's going, but it's fun!
- Marsguy33 brings us a segment of the Jerry Springer show (does it get funnier than this?)
- Moody revises his Rob graduates clip. It still doesn't go anywhere, but it's still fun!
- We talk to The Great One. How sweet it is! To the moon, moody!
- Mars brings some celebrities to our phones, with... interesting... results...
- Moody takes a shot at the trivia!
- And then gives us a glimpse of what we do when we're not on the air!
- We take a long, and excellent call from Captain Janeway
- We get nostalgic with the late, great Katherine Hepburn
- And here we have a little information about the Website itself!
- Moody brings us the Sylvester, Tweety, and Dave show
- Moody's in the Zone
- Moody gives us the ultimate command line fix
- Mars gives us one simple question
- Mars brings us an interview with Arnold (no, it doesn't have anything to do with Sound Bytes, but it's funny!)
- Moody takes another shot at the Trivia!
- Moody brings us a call from Our Gang to our gang!
- Mars proves every tech person has an Achille's heel
- Moody records a typical week's Apple News
- Moody reminds us of one of our better intros.
- Our guest audiologist, srekcus, hooks us up with the Governor of California (as of 2003, of course)
- srekcus is back with Nick calling the show! Huh?
- moody brings us a Fugue in ME Minor
- srekcus captures how I really feel about the Macintosh G5!
- moody puts us in the Halloween spirit with very scary session!
- moody has clearly tapped the White House phones
- sreckus brings us more Halloween spirit
- moody records a call from Melmac
- moody's computer reads our 2003 6 Days Before Christmas
- moody admonishes us with some mandatory listening before calling the boys
- moody catches Nick calling Kim Kommando!
- moody records a call we can't refuse from the awesome Brando
- moody give us a new intro for the show
- moody brings us a brilliantly edited call for Help!
- moody brings us a Sound Bytes Musical Interlude, with each of us taking a turn on our chosen instrument
- We can't make one little slip, can we, moody?
- A presidential debate goes oh, so wrong - and moody is there to capture the madness!
- moody catches the Guest Hosts doing a great job. Well... doing a job...






